I don’t always post cosplay pics but holy Jack Skellington I don’t even…
*SOBS INTO OBLIVION* PERFECTION
Psst, Captain “No Fatties”! Customers can hear you. And, you know, see you.
#4. Abercrombie & Fitch Hates Ugly People
Back in the day, you could keep your “no uggos” policy a dirty little secret, and some people might genuinely be fooled into thinking that “only the most attractive people wear those clothes that look like the bottom drawer of an unemployed surfer’s wardrobe; I must join them.”
But those were the good old days of consumer ignorance. How did you think that the Internet wasn’t going to spread this story everywhere the very second they realized that your CEO looks like he’s allergic to his own face?
Seriously, he looks like the shit Ron Perlman took after he ate a plateful of Gary Busey…And this is the guy insisting that only beautiful people wear his clothes?
Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
They Live, 1988, directed by John Carpenter
^^’ Well I used to live there for a short time…
Hey remember when Metatron sold Pirated movies
That little bastard.
Remember when he was in the Lambda Lambda Lambda frat?
He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.
I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW
The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.
Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.
“God hates gays”, or, “Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”
This kind of ignorance and straight out hate speak makes me physically ill.
Here’s a thought morons. How about you actually read the fucking book so you know what the hell you are talking about. Secondly, if you are going to use another religions book (Old testament belongs to the Jews) to condemn other’s behavior you must take your same medicine when called on your own abominations you perform daily. Just in Leviticus alone.
Laws about Animals for Food
1The LORD spoke again to Moses and to Aaron, saying to them,2“Speak to the sons of Israel, saying, ‘These are the creatures which you may eat from all the animals that are on the earth.3‘Whatever divides a hoof, thus making split hoofs, and chews the cud, among the animals, that you may eat.4‘Nevertheless, you are not to eat of these, among those which chew the cud, or among those which divide the hoof: the camel, for though it chews cud, it does not divide the hoof, it is unclean to you.5‘Likewise, the shaphan, for though it chews cud, it does not divide the hoof, it is unclean to you;6the rabbit also, for though it chews cud, it does not divide the hoof, it is unclean to you;7and the pig, for though it divides the hoof, thus making a split hoof, it does not chew cud, it is unclean to you.8‘You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.
9‘These you may eat, whatever is in the water: all that have fins and scales, those in the water, in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat.10‘But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you,11and they shall be abhorrent to you; you may not eat of their flesh, and their carcasses you shall detest.12‘Whatever in the water does not have fins and scales is abhorrent to you.
Avoid the Unclean
13‘These, moreover, you shall detest among the birds; they are abhorrent, not to be eaten: the eagle and the vulture and the buzzard,14and the kite and the falcon in its kind,15every raven in its kind,16and the ostrich and the owl and the sea gull and the hawk in its kind,17and the little owl and the cormorant and the great owl,18and the white owl and the pelican and the carrion vulture,19and the stork, the heron in its kinds, and the hoopoe, and the bat.
20‘All the winged insects that walk on all fours are detestable to you.21‘Yet these you may eat among all the winged insects which walk on all fours: those which have above their feet jointed legs with which to jump on the earth.22‘These of them you may eat: the locust in its kinds, and the devastating locust in its kinds, and the cricket in its kinds, and the grasshopper in its kinds.23‘But all other winged insects which are four-footed are detestable to you.
24‘By these, moreover, you will be made unclean: whoever touches their carcasses becomes unclean until evening,25and whoever picks up any of their carcasses shall wash his clothes and be unclean until evening.26‘Concerning all the animals which divide the hoof but do not make a split hoof, or which do not chew cud, they are unclean to you: whoever touches them becomes unclean.27‘Also whatever walks on its paws, among all the creatures that walk on all fours, are unclean to you; whoever touches their carcasses becomes unclean until evening,28and the one who picks up their carcasses shall wash his clothes and be unclean until evening; they are unclean to you.
29‘Now these are to you the unclean among the swarming things which swarm on the earth: the mole, and the mouse, and the great lizard in its kinds,30and the gecko, and the crocodile, and the lizard, and the sand reptile, and the chameleon.31‘These are to you the unclean among all the swarming things; whoever touches them when they are dead becomes unclean until evening.32‘Also anything on which one of them may fall when they are dead becomes unclean, including any wooden article, or clothing, or a skin, or a sack—any article of which use is made—it shall be put in the water and be unclean until evening, then it becomes clean.33‘As for any earthenware vessel into which one of them may fall, whatever is in it becomes unclean and you shall break the vessel.34‘Any of the food which may be eaten, on which water comes, shall become unclean, and any liquid which may be drunk in every vessel shall become unclean.35‘Everything, moreover, on which part of their carcass may fall becomes unclean; an oven or a stove shall be smashed; they are unclean and shall continue as unclean to you.36‘Nevertheless a spring or a cistern collecting water shall be clean, though the one who touches their carcass shall be unclean.37‘If a part of their carcass falls on any seed for sowing which is to be sown, it is clean.38‘Though if water is put on the seed and a part of their carcass falls on it, it is unclean to you.
39‘Also if one of the animals dies which you have for food, the one who touches its carcass becomes unclean until evening.40‘He too, who eats some of its carcass shall wash his clothes and be unclean until evening, and the one who picks up its carcass shall wash his clothes and be unclean until evening.
41‘Now every swarming thing that swarms on the earth is detestable, not to be eaten.42‘Whatever crawls on its belly, and whatever walks on all fours, whatever has many feet, in respect to every swarming thing that swarms on the earth, you shall not eat them, for they are detestable.43‘Do not render yourselves detestable through any of the swarming things that swarm; and you shall not make yourselves unclean with them so that you become unclean.44‘For I am the LORD your God. Consecrate yourselves therefore, and be holy, for I am holy. And you shall not make yourselves unclean with any of the swarming things that swarm on the earth.45‘For I am the LORDwho brought you up from the land of Egypt to be your God; thus you shall be holy, for I am holy.’”
46This is the law regarding the animal and the bird, and every living thing that moves in the waters and everything that swarms on the earth,47to make a distinction between the unclean and the clean, and between the edible creature and the creature which is not to be eaten.
Laws of Motherhood
1Then the LORD spoke to Moses, saying,2“Speak to the sons of Israel, saying:
‘When a woman gives birth and bears a male child, then she shall be unclean for seven days, as in the days of her menstruation she shall be unclean.3‘On the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.4‘Then she shall remain in the blood of her purification for thirty-three days; she shall not touch any consecrated thing, nor enter the sanctuary until the days of her purification are completed.5‘But if she bears a female child, then she shall be unclean for two weeks, as in her menstruation; and she shall remain in the blood of her purification for sixty-six days.
6‘When the days of her purification are completed, for a son or for a daughter, she shall bring to the priest at the doorway of the tent of meeting a one year old lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a turtledove for a sin offering.7‘Then he shall offer it before the LORD and make atonement for her, and she shall be cleansed from the flow of her blood. This is the law for her who bears a child, whether a male or a female.8‘But if she cannot afford a lamb, then she shall take two turtledoves or two young pigeons, the one for a burnt offering and the other for a sin offering; and the priest shall make atonement for her, and she will be clean.’”
“You shall not approach a woman to uncover her nakedness while she is in her menstrual uncleanness.”
So unless you regularly follow every law in the old testament at all times or at least offer burnt offerings when you slip, STFU you ignorant pretenders!!!!!
OHMYGOD whoever created these is a fucking genius like honestly just take some time to soak in all the characters and the tiny references placed i just, holy fuck
FUCKING MISS FRIZZLE